Green Means GO!

Fuck everything, it’s Friday! You wear your green pants, and I’ll drop a fat shit on the pavement! Let’s go to Mini Pet Mart and get MESSED UP on dental chews, motherfucker! P.S. I’mma eat the crotch out of your underwear later, and I won’t feel sick until it’s too late to barf it up. […]

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November 2nd, 2012

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Dooing The Right Thing

Sorry for the lack of posts on Friday, but hopefully you had a short workday like we did! My boss, my officemate and I watched this guy’s Labradoodooer take a fat dump on the blacktop, right in front of an employee of the building pictured. He nonchalantly walked away, making a motion to the other […]

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