If you thought you were the only ones taking pictures of each other… …Well, you were wrong. What? I’m not Catholic or an uncle, and I don’t own a van, so I’m pretty sure I can make creeper jokes. BTW blog visitor, I like that shirt you’re wearing. I can see the slightest outline of […]Read More I See You, But You Do Not See Me
I’ve tried using the Local Dog before and it just hate-humped my wallet. Repeatedly. Oh, also bbb, thanks for stopping by with your gypsy trailer today right next to the window and running your generator FOREVER. Are you making meth in there or a new internet?Read More We Better Be Good…Yet We Are A Big Puddle of Suck
Check it out, it’s Shireen Amini just jamming a little. Is she playing for Art Hop tonight? Or perhaps for some Fall Festival shows?Read More I Spy With My Little Eye…A Local Celebrity!
The good thing about owning a small business is that investing in a business vehicle, the value holds steady over time and it’s easy to change the lettering when your business name changes: Abortions Free Candy Honestly We Just Want to Molest You Sales Equipment ServiceRead More Purple Shitwagon is Legit
There is Cream on the inside And it is Clean on the outsideRead More Do It Ride Good?
Look at the nice man, watering the lush pavement. Figure out how to mismanage resources on a larger scale, and you could have a career in politics!Read More Green Like Grass
You’re a naughty bike, getting all dirty like that.Read More I’m Gonna Squirt You With My Hose
This guy literally worked his buns off at Bend Downtown Athletic Club. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to find suspenders under that sweatshirt.Read More All Wiener and No Buns
Q: Where do you think the hipsters going? A: It’s a pretty obscure place, you probably haven’t heard of it p.s. thank you to the internet for that format jokeRead More Band of Hipsters
I can see you really get into it with your whole body.Read More This Guy Knows How to Handle a Box