Green Means GO!

Fuck everything, it’s Friday! You wear your green pants, and I’ll drop a fat shit on the pavement! Let’s go to Mini Pet Mart and get MESSED UP on dental chews, motherfucker!

P.S. I’mma eat the crotch out of your underwear later, and I won’t feel sick until it’s too late to barf it up. But it will be worth it to eat your crotch flavors.

A lady wearing green pants is walking a little poodle dog which is all hunkered down in a pooping stance. The lady's human man companion is dutifully hovering with a plastic bag for immediate cleanup. He's a keeper!

November 2nd, 2012

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