Fuck everything, it’s Friday! You wear your green pants, and I’ll drop a fat shit on the pavement! Let’s go to Mini Pet Mart and get MESSED UP on dental chews, motherfucker!
P.S. I’mma eat the crotch out of your underwear later, and I won’t feel sick until it’s too late to barf it up. But it will be worth it to eat your crotch flavors.