Talkin’ Bout Bikes and Dreamin’ Bout Women

It’s got a 7mm chrome burn plate, triple-whammy zoom bar, titanium mega balancing fork, Monster Dickmasher power pedals, hypervertical complex-compression sack suspension, with a wicked response valve on the rotary girder. The only thing it doesn’t have is a warm vagina… … …just kidding, it has one of those, too. You’d be surprised what you […]

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August 22nd, 2012

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Clustertruck

This truck driving gentleman should be triple-nominated as the posterchild for #SMH. He was shaking his head all over the alley, parking lot, at the bike shop guys, at the negligent pickup parker in the NO PARKING zones that people always park in. It was like a physical metaphor of my daily digital experiences. “I […]

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