DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK

Ooh dat trash so scandalous And ya know another dumptruck couldn’t handle it See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish … She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think I’ll sing […]

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Orange Mocha Frappuccino!

As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! There was a photo shoot in the alley this morning! It was crazy, photographers snapping away, bicyclists zooming back and forth in both directions to supplement the scene. Hipsters in the background, quietly (but not silently) judging people. Alleys are so hot right now!

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