CPU Dude (while playing World of Warcraft): I GOT YOU THESE FLOWERS… CPU Dude (while playing world of Warcraft): YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I LIKE YOU. Shirtless Guy: OH YOU!!! I can’t stop smiling!!! Baby thrown out of a stroller next to them: [No dialogue] We got two comments on the original post that […]Read More They are Beautiful!!
Someone robbed a bank, someone robbed a bank Some asshole-motherfucker-dickhead-shithole robbed a bank. He did it with a knife, he did it with a knife They’ll probably catch him at a bar in Prineville drinking beers with his wife. Read (yeah, I said read) the news here for more details.Read More Quick, Hide it in Your Ass!
I ripped these out of the ground for you like you ripped my heart out. You left them to die like I hope your soul does.Read More She loves me not.
Bob Ross is surely rolling over in his grave over this “Happy Little Butts” thingRead More I Would Smear My Paint All Over That Canvas
PAINT SOME TITTIES ON THAT! Jacob Norris messaged us and left his website address where you can see more awesome paintings. You can also find his work on Facebook. Thanks Jacob!Read More Exquisite Use of Color
Ooh dat trash so scandalous And ya know another dumptruck couldn’t handle it See ya shakin that thang like who’s da ish With a look in ya eye so devilish … She had dumps like a truck truck truck Thighs like what what what Baby move your butt butt butt Uh I think I’ll sing […]Read More DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK, TRUCK, TRUCK
As a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, so must you become Derelicte! There was a photo shoot in the alley this morning! It was crazy, photographers snapping away, bicyclists zooming back and forth in both directions to supplement the scene. Hipsters in the background, quietly (but not silently) judging people. Alleys are so hot right now!Read More Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
God save the queen! I’m chuffed as nuts of this tickety-boo weather! Stone the crows, through traffic! Bob’s your Uncle.Read More Mini Cooper: The British Honey Badger of Parking
This is a visual metaphor of America’s consumerist muffin-top? They usually keep these Humpster Dumpsters locked up, but when they’re too full to fit even part of a dead baby… …challenge accepted.Read More My Shit Runneth Over
Two different fellows withdrawing some deposits.Read More Now That’s a CAN-Do Attitude