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Good news! 9 AM is not too early to be a drunken fuckup.

Seen in the parking garage. While you may argue that this isn't in the alley, we would argue back that someone brought the alley to the parking garage.

We meant to post this for Valentine's Day, but we tripped and fell into a margarita, so...we hope you will accept our affection a day late. Think of it as an extension of whatever you had going on last night. And even if you didn't have anyone lovin' on you last night, we hope you took the time (and the lotion) to love yourself.

- BAB <3<3<3

A friend once told me that when you see a bum outside, he's just walking around his house...
With this in mind we can only assume this guy is rearranging some of his furniture/decor for the winter.

...Erasing crime in perfect
Har-mo-neeeee!

Why don't weeeeee...
Put on a jacket before you scrape your frozen nipples on the wall and they break off into the winter snow

Why compete with train-car graffiti when you can claim Connecting Point Computer Centers with 25% of the talent and 5% of the paint? I could more skillfully shit my name in the snow.

This girl was rockin' a rad outfit so we had to post it for you guys.

If you must get something funny from your BAB experience today, please leave us a comment, maybe about the guy with the most gingerous hair ever? Do your best!

Fuck everything, it's Friday! You wear your green pants, and I'll drop a fat shit on the pavement! Let's go to Mini Pet Mart and get MESSED UP on dental chews, motherfucker!

P.S. I'mma eat the crotch out of your underwear later, and I won't feel sick until it's too late to barf it up. But it will be worth it to eat your crotch flavors.

If you thought you were the only ones taking pictures of each other...

...Well, you were wrong.

What? I'm not Catholic or an uncle, and I don't own a van, so I'm pretty sure I can make creeper jokes.

BTW blog visitor, I like that shirt you're wearing. I can see the slightest outline of your nips.

I've tried using the Local Dog before and it just hate-humped my wallet. Repeatedly.

Oh, also bbb, thanks for stopping by with your gypsy trailer today right next to the window and running your generator FOREVER. Are you making meth in there or a new internet?

Check it out, it's Shireen Amini just jamming a little. Is she playing for Art Hop tonight? Or perhaps for some Fall Festival shows?