…Or maybe it will go well and it will be a public display of erection. CAUTION: Get ready for the classiest public wedding, just past the molesting vanRead More Public Display of Objection
*Sigh* If only Twerk Team was rich like Batman. Then we could afford a Twerk-Signal. It would shine like a beam of impending gluteal justice into the night sky. Until then, I will continue the signalling the only way I know how. Not like I even mind, it’s a labor of love really. A Twerk-Signal […]Read More TWERK TEAM, ASSEMBLE!
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk? I’ma get get get getchu drunk, put these butt drugs in yo butt And run away while these dudes are in yo carRead More All The Butt Drugs
Good news! 9 AM is not too early to be a drunken fuckup.Read More Good Morning Citizens
Seen in the parking garage. While you may argue that this isn’t in the alley, we would argue back that someone brought the alley to the parking garage. We meant to post this for Valentine’s Day, but we tripped and fell into a margarita, so…we hope you will accept our affection a day late. Think […]Read More Romantic as a Motherfucker
A friend once told me that when you see a bum outside, he’s just walking around his house… With this in mind we can only assume this guy is rearranging some of his furniture/decor for the winter.Read More I Like What You’ve Done With The Place
…Erasing crime in perfect Har-mo-neeeee! Why don’t weeeeee… Put on a jacket before you scrape your frozen nipples on the wall and they break off into the winter snowRead More Ebony on Ivory
Why compete with train-car graffiti when you can claim Connecting Point Computer Centers with 25% of the talent and 5% of the paint? I could more skillfully shit my name in the snow.Read More Rattle Can’t
This girl was rockin’ a rad outfit so we had to post it for you guys. If you must get something funny from your BAB experience today, please leave us a comment, maybe about the guy with the most gingerous hair ever? Do your best!Read More Must Post Cool Outfit
Fuck everything, it’s Friday! You wear your green pants, and I’ll drop a fat shit on the pavement! Let’s go to Mini Pet Mart and get MESSED UP on dental chews, motherfucker! P.S. I’mma eat the crotch out of your underwear later, and I won’t feel sick until it’s too late to barf it up. […]Read More Green Means GO!